Mar 8 2006
They’re here!!
Did you notice? Have you seen them?? I’m sure you have, but if not, you soon will because…
IT’S SPRING BREAK 2K6!!11eleventy-one!
Oh, yes! My favorite time of year!! From this last weekend until Memorial Day Weekend I will be on a mission to stank as many hos as I can. Oh, wait… No, that’s not really true. But I will be trying to attend as many bikini/wet t-shirt contests as I can for the next 3 months!
After that, I try to stay inside as much as I can because it’s too dang hot out for a fat lazy guy like me.
March 8, 2006 @ 12:41 pm
Yikes! Are you crazy? Run, don’t walk Cristian, RUN!!!
March 8, 2006 @ 12:44 pm
Oh … I didn’t realize “to stank” was a verb. I’ll have to ponder about that in SATB. 🙂
March 8, 2006 @ 12:52 pm
Stank is a very universal word.
“So when you gonna let me stank it?” (Are you ready to have sexual intercourse?)
“Yo, I gotta get my stank on this weekend!” (I need to procreate this weekend.)
In a conversation:
So did you hit it?
Nah, man… That bitch was so stank I was like OH MAH GAH!!!
March 10, 2006 @ 12:25 pm
Did you hit it?
Yeah, with a shovel! 🙁