stop staring at me, swan!

If I look up from my computer/work and notice that a girl is like… staring at me, and then I go back to work for a couple more seconds and look up again and she’s still staring, that pretty much means she wants to do me, right?
Either that, or she thinks I’m a train wreck and she can’t take her eyes off of me for fear of missing some of the carnage that makes up a fat lazy mexican on the beach, AMEYERITE?