Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006

I was just handed 2 VIP tickets to the Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006!
Then I looked at the date and time and it’s for next Friday at 2 PM and I was like, oh, shit I have to work!
But then I got told we’re not working on Friday because it’s Good Friday and I was like HOLLA!!
But there is still one caveat…
I may be the size of 2 men, but I’m pretty sure I’ll only need one ticket to get into this shindig. So…

HEY LADIES!
Who wants to be a VIP at the Miami Beach Polo Cup with me next Friday??
I know you’re probably like “Uh, Christian…? You do realize this is POLO and not Marco Polo, right?” and yeah, I know there is no swimming pool involved, but these are $120 VIP tickets, so how bad can it be if people are willing to pay that much?? And unlike the 10 tickets to see Fall Out Boy I had last fall, I will not let these go to waste!
I may know fuck all about Polo, but in the very least I should be able to get a couple of cool pictures, right?