I’m PRO!

The rumors were true! The trails at Markham Park were open, and not only did I get to ride them again, I lived to tell about it too!! (with pictures even!)


This is the entrance to “Crime Scene”. I think it’s clear that if you’re there to have a good time on your new Huffys you got from K-mart with your wife, you took a wrong turn somewhere. This section isn’t for pussies!


This is the back side of Crime Scene. Unfortunately, pictures don’t show how gnarly and intimidating it really is.


Here I am, contemplating certain death. It’s kind of like when you’re a kid and you finally get to go riding with the older kids. You’re like, It doesn’t look that bad, but they must call it “Dead Man Hill” for a reason, right?


…but I’m dum so I go for it. I kind of look like I know what I’m doing; sighting where I want to go instead of where I am.


And amazingly I end up where I wanted to go!


H00RAY!! I didn’t die!!!