Do the chickens have large talons?

As of 10:30 AM this morning, I have 38 fresh emails in my inbox, and today I am going to attempt the impossible! I will try to address each of these emails by 6 PM!
Each email usually equals one order I need to work on, and if that average holds true today, then at my usual pace I would need… 1.5-2 days to handle them all. But not today! Today I will be trying to work double time! I just hope I don’t fuck anything up.
PLZ wish me luck! (I’ll need it.)