July 2007

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“He thought he did something wrong,” his mother, Krista Martin, 36, of Coral Springs, said. “I just think it’s kind of ridiculous to put a 7-year-old boy on a no-fly list.” The no-fly list is compiled by the Transportation Security Administration and includes only people who are a “known threat to aviation,” said agency spokesman Christopher White.

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This morning I was looking through the iTunes store to see if I could get the video for MxPx’s Secret Weapon. Instead I found lolz because the word “sucks” is censored!

Give me a break!
This is almost as dumb as when that girl called up and threatened legal actions against me because her name was next to the word “Suckability” in my liveurinal. Suckability was my username and had nothing to do with what I said about this girl!
dumb

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I am currently dealing with a gnarly crush on a married woman! It’s Mad Marge from Mad Marge and the Stonecutters.

I expect to be over Marge by the end of tomorrow, but what I don’t expect to be over is this song stuck in my head!!

Sixpence None the Richer – Kiss Me? Give me a break!

F-you, NFG, for covering this song and getting it stuck in my head, and F-you Dawson’s Creek for… for private reasons!

P.S.: Color me somewhat(LOL WHAT) impressed! <====I think maybe I WOULD! Actually, I might have Karma Police stuck in my head now, thanks to this video. I could tell stories about this song and dropping acid, but I won’t because my friend’s wife might get upset and I don’t have a reason to bring up old shit.

Oh, wait! One more Kiss Me video! This one is overflowing with lulz!!!

Ok, one more… The concept of this video is not total crap. Professionally done and I think it would be pretty good.

Listening to/watching all of these Kiss Me videos has kept me up past 3 AM zOMG and I have to work in the morning OH NOSE!!

synthesis.net New Found Glory Warped Tour 07 Interview

Is it just me or does this interview look incredibly awkward for poor Steve Klein?

Francisco Rodriguez owes more than $10,000 in back child support payments in a paternity case involving a 15-year-old girl who, according to DNA results and the girl’s mother, is not his daughter. Huh??

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Florida state Rep. Robert “Bob” Allen, R-Merritt Island, was arrested Wednesday and charged with soliciting an undercover male officer for sex at a park in Central Florida, according to police.

Discreet Investigations said Allen was acting suspicious and went in and out of the men’s restroom at Veteran’s Memorial Park, located on East Broad Street.

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His agent: “There was a robbery. It’s a scary thing. It’s a terrible thing. He’s trying to get himself back together. Police are there and he’s getting it taken care of.”

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