Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival

Dear internet,
I am wanting to see Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival next week, but I don’t want to go alone. Do you want to go with me?? Tickets are not exactly cheap, but I imagine it will be worth it. And if you have a hook-up for tickets, I’m not really willing to say I’m the Iron Chef of sucking cock, but I AM willing to say that I have never had any complaints! So please keep that in mind when comp tickets are being passed out! I really want to go!