FANLESS

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Jul 11 2006

IsCastroDead.com

Hello, does anyone own the copyright to an image of Castro that I could use on my awesome new website, IsCastroDead.com??? (currently just forwarding to FANLESS.com because I am lazy.)
Actually, I would like to have 2 pics… One where he looks healthy and one where he looks dead.
PLZ ADVISE!
Here’s what I’m thinking… A simple web page that displays a picture of Fidel Castro… If he’s still alive, then the healthy pic shows up… If he’s dead, then you get the dead pic. Along with that, I’d like to have a Firefox extention much like the Terri Schiavo Status extension. I’d also want to have a Dashboard widget for Mac OS X and a widget for the Yahoo! Widget Engine.
Sounds reasonable, right? I wish I was smrt enough/not so lazy to actually pull it off.
Oh, I almost forgot… GOOGLE ADS so I can get rich and even more famous and retire on South Beach at the ripe old age of 32.
At that rate, I’d hope Castro NEVER dies so people will keep checking in to see if he’s alive.

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Jul 10 2006

Early Warning

**ATTENTION STALKERS**
I have a tentative plan to go riding at Markham Park on Saturday morning. I don’t know when exactly “morning” is, but I wouldn’t expect it to be before 9 AM. Carl says he is going… Raul is going/giving me a ride. I’m trying to get Brandon to go. He keeps saying he’s getting a new bike, but he’s been saying that for many weeks so I don’t know if it is ever going to happen. Raul will probably talk to Jack and maybe he will show up. It would be awesome if Chad went too.

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Jul 10 2006

videos

Check out how awesome the videos my camera makes are zOMG!!! Also, I don’t know who that person talking is.

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Jul 9 2006

South Beach World Cup Aftermath – Italy wins and France still sucks!

Hey guys, I think the Miami Dolphins won the World Series or something!!


Ocean Drive, Miami Beach FL.


Check out Mario Andretti’s Crunk Cup!!


How many Italia fans can you fit into the back of a truck??



Does it get any more Italian than this? (I see this guy like every day and he is very creepy/cracked out/???!)


…oh, actually… Yeah, it does!

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Jul 8 2006

Ouch, my ego!!

*******NEWS FLASH*******
Myspace.com user crazi_wild_lova says: “no wonder ure single .. have u looked in the mirror lately? or your myspace for that matter? u may have friends but ure still a nerd and a freak and a screwup and where was this headed again??oh yeah dumm ass! p.s:ure myspace was on primetime moron!”

OH NOSE!!

MY SECRETS ARE OUT!!1oneOneELEVENTYONE!11!!11
(insert eyeroll here)

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Jul 7 2006

Beach Patrol: Miami Beach

Hey guys, don’t forget that Beach Patrol: Miami Beach premieres on Monday night on Court TV at 8 PM!

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Jul 6 2006

It’s a Sledgehammer!

Andre’s kid, Aaron, is here from Denmark for the summer, and he brought a friend. I think they’re both 10 years old. I loaned them my GT Show and Gary Fisher Lush Rush Cruiser for them to ride while they’re here. The only problem (besides 4 flat tires) was that my cruiser’s rear wheel was severely out of true. Andre took it to Fritz’s today, and they said it had 7 broken spokes! OOOPS!! Is my ass that fat, or do I ride that hard? It’s getting fixed right now.

Introducing my next bike!

It’s a (Volume) Sledgehammer!!



It’s like a regular BMX cruiser, except it has 26″ wheels like on a mountain bike. I am currently saving some money so I can buy one ASAP. I can’t wait to take it off of some sweet jumps.

On a somewhat related note, call me right now to hear my totally awesome answer tone, and then call me again after 8 PM to hear a different one.
I think answer tones are pretty much the best thing ever to happen to cell phones.

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Jul 6 2006

Still looking for that blue jean, baby queen…

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Jul 6 2006

Ladies Love Cool Christian!


Ladies Love Cool Christian! (and Christian loves Hooters!!)


I had 3 cheerleader coaches in my hotel room, and I have pixel based proof!!


Cheerleaders Love Cool Christian!

You haven’t lived until you’ve been to the cheerleading competition at the Florida State fair in Tampa!

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Jul 5 2006

WAKA Founders Cup World Kickball Championship

Hey guys, don’t forget about the WAKA Founders Cup World Kickball Championship! It’s on July 22nd at Bicentennial Park.
And don’t worry about being all hot and sweaty… It’s gonna be the mostest awesmoest weather that day evAr!1 I PROMISE!! (unless it isn’t.)

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Jul 5 2006

July 5th, 2004

This happened 2 years ago today!

I think about it often. I don’t think I’ve been more heated in my life.

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Jul 5 2006

videos

I spent several hours at the meta cafe today!

I LOL’d!!

I think I just fell in love!!

I still want an EVO more!

…and one girl was like “FANLESS loves ME more than you!” and another girl was like “He loves me more because he lets me call him ‘Chris’!” and another girl was like “Nuh-uh!!” and the other one was like “F U!” and then…

…and it didn’t even stop there…

Even when we go to the beach, my hos can’t get along.

LOL WHAT

p0wnt!

Color me impressed!!

Ditto.

Perfect for soccer moms!

I need one of these!!

I saw this on TV and it was amazing!!

Talk about a fluster cluck!

Meanwhile, I can’t even win a game of tic-tac-toe against myself…

no words

Must be karma.

ALIENS EXIST!!

I bet I would get all the hawt chyxXx if I could do this!!

MILF!! DANG!

BUST BIG!!

If the news was like this every day, I’d never miss it!

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Jul 4 2006

end of (4) days

So here’s something somewhat interesting… I seem to have caught a cold!
On South Beach!
At the start of July!!
WTF??
Do I have AIDS or something? How in the Tori Anus(.com) am I going to get sick this time of year? dumb

Here is something even more unbelievable/ridiculous:

187,552 page views last month? WHY? I might not pay it any mind if I didn’t have anything to compare it to. But I do! How in the Tori Anus(.com) am I going to get more hits than a site like CriticalMiami.com? It doesn’t make sense. The only thing I can think of that might make this so is that I probably have a lot more content. And by content, I mean pictures and videos and stuff. I’m sure my index page gets about 90% fewer hits.
I am going to try to get up to 200,000 hits for the month of August (and maybe July). That means I’ll probably be posting a bunch of pics from the Daytona and Orlando Supercrosses, and the Washougal National, if I figure out a way to go. I wonder if it can be done. I’m SURE it can be done if a hurricane comes through, but that’s assuming I don’t lose power for too long.

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Jun 30 2006

4 daze

Wow, I just found out that this weekend is a 4 day weekend for me. Now I am extra X-TRA glad I’ll have my computer back. I find it so odd that even though I live in the heart of South Beach, I am always bored. How retarded is THAT?
So, other than admire my iMac, what else am I going to do for the next 4 days?

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