Jun 21 2006
GO MARLINS!!!
I don’t know about your neighborhood, but my neighborhood pretty much went (AND STILL IS!!) ape shit tonight!!
wow
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Jun 20 2006
wright hawt heet
Dear Innernets,
PLZ 2B telling me where the hot spot on the beach is to watch the Heat game tonight.
I will accept submissions for places off of the beach, but only if you’re offering me a ride there too.
Oh, and the first round will be on me, naturally!
Thanks for being the mostest bestest friend evAr!
-CP
Jun 20 2006
bad morning
I feel like going home and watching either The Karate Kid or The Legend of Billie Jean. I have no idea why.
Jun 20 2006
better late than never
I can’t believe it! What kind of friend am I? I missed the 2 year anniversary of when I found Steph’s blog! That was such a memorable day. It really blew my mind to find out that someone else from the beach had a blog. It’s too bad she’s found better things to do. At least there’s still myspace! I need to get drnk with Steph and
Amy again soon. The last time we got together was A+++!! We must do that again soon!
Jun 16 2006
Thanks for the erection!
Check out this South Beach hottie!! Here she is with her (I assume) man!)
This is about how hard we’ve been working since World Cup started. When I got to work this morning, there were three televisions tuned into the game, for just 8 people (including me). I’m not even into this World Cup thing. I mean, I’m kind of getting into it, but mainly only so I can run Germany 2006.
I guess I’ll go home now. My AC doesn’t seem to be working too well, so it’s been fairly hot at home. I have a feeling I won’t be enjoying this weekend. I made a couple of zomg so hot screen shots earlier in the week, but I never found any time to post them. I guess I could do it right now, but I’m lazy.
Jun 15 2006
Harlem Motocross
Hmmm… Looks like a Kawasaki… Looks like it has a #7 on it… Skin looks a little darker than mine… MUST BE JAMES STEWART zOMGz!1!!
Check out the rest of the set! (and no, these are not my pics. And it’s not really Bubba!) Related.
Oh, also somewhat related… Here are some sweet pics of James Stewart from this past weekend’s race in Southwick MA. (again, not my pictures)
(This is my current desktop picture. I love this gear so much!!)
I am currently watching Skyscraper on one of the Showtime derivatives. Can I just say this has got to be the most horrendous movies I have seen in… Maybe ever? About the only saving grace is that I tuned in just in time to see Anna Nicole Smith’s boobs/shower/sex scene!
A few days ago I installed Windows Vista Beta 2 on my eMachine. It’s actually a lot better/nicer/whatever than I was expecting it to be. I actually like it! My display is a little too small (only 15″ – 1024×768 and $1100 in 1999!) for me to be content. It makes using the computer a little annoying, no matter what OS I’m using. The HD I’m using is only 5200 RPM, so that’s not helping things either.
Oh, hay! I’m hearing fireworks outside!! I’m gonna go check that out now.
Jun 13 2006
little things
I kind of want to go see that new Superman movie. Who wants to be my date? I promise I won’t try the popcorn trick on you (unless you want me to)!
I am also looking for dates to see Miami Vice, X-Men, and… Some others I forgot. The popcorn trick may or may not be attempted at these showings. I also I am looking for best toys for boys!
I think I am feeling better, but I’m not 100%. My head hurts a little bit. It’s there, but not really anything to bitch about. I have a weird ringing in my ears, or everything kind of sounds tinny. It’s weird and I have no idea why I’ve been feeling off these past few days.
I am on top of things this year! My dad’s gift and card have been purchased from Yourdiamondteacher.com and are ready to be shipped. In fact, Blanca already called Fed-ex for a pickup! My poor mother didn’t get a gift this year (like most years, really) because I couldn’t think of anything good to get her. My dad should be pleasantly surprised.
I had a couple more things to type about, but I forgot what they were.
Jun 12 2006
Alley sex cam!
I love living on the beach so much! I just walked through here and counted 5 apparently spent condoms. So, naturally, I set up a webcam to catch the show!
http://fanless.ww.com
The colors might be funky, but that’s because I have an IR cam. Even worse is that the infrared part isn’t strong enough to illuminate the area at night, when these shenanigans are likely going on.
We’ll see what we see.
Also, I don’t even know if that link will work. I literally just set it up on my lunch break.
Jun 12 2006
CNN Breaking News
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OH NOSE!! I’M GONNA DIE!
(that was easily the crappiest oh nose graphic I have ever made. I pretty much did it with my eyes closed (window shaded!) and on the down low!)
Jun 10 2006
**ATTENTION STALKERS**
Heading to Markham Park again right now, so come out and say hi!
I will probably be hotter than my bung, but I just want to ride!
Jun 9 2006
Sure sign of the Apocalypse!
I just ordered $12 nachos from Oh! Mexico for lunch today.
That surely indicates that this is my last day on this earth, or in the very least, I will be spending this weekend in the hospital.
Actually, my head feels a little better, but I’m still a little weirded out about the situation.
Jun 9 2006
I must be dying
There are currently 7 people huddled around the television here at work, watching the World Cup game. Luis and I are the only ones working at the moment, and I’m not even working very hard because I have a GNARLY headache only on the left side of my head, kind of like brain freeze behind my eye. It’s very odd and somewhat concerning because the last time I had a headache only on one side of my head, I ended up having brain surgery twice in 2 weeks! All I can think about is how my head hurts and what’s going to happen with it. I hope it just goes away and that’s that.
Jun 8 2006
get on up
**ATTENTION**
Today is the day you should add me as a myspace friend!
www.myspace.com/fanless
Or in the very least, leave a comment with your URL and I’ll add you.
And if you don’t already have a profile, CLICK HERE TO GET ONE! You know you’ve been putting it off forever. Now is the time to get with it!
Did you know that I am myspace.com user # 355700? I’m in the first 1/2 million!! H00RAY! That means I’m usually on peoples’ first page of friends. I am SO cool!
And nothing brightens my day more than seeing things like “Jessica Simpson wants to be your friend!” in my inbox! It’s equally pleasant to come home from work to find nice messages like these: 1, 2. Sign up and see for yourself!
Oh, P.S.: Have you tried Geente.com? It’s a little frivolous, but it’s kind of worth the effort.. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GET B00BZ ON YOUR FIRST TRY!!
Jun 21 2006
Miami Heat wins the NBA Finals, and South Beach revels!!
Ok, let me try this again…
…so it’s now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside!
Here are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight’s impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive.
Tonight was so fun! I wish the Heat could win the Championship every day! If tonight was any sort of prelude for the parade later in the week, then Miami will probably come unhinged!!
Here are a few highlights.
Can’t stop the Heat!!
I WOULD!!
CHAMPS!! (plus, I WOULD!!)
I WOULD!! (The news chick, not the dude.)
Dancing in the street! (I’d say I WOULD!! but then I would end up in jail because she’s only 15 or something so I’m not going to say I WOULD!!)
Of course I WOULD!!
H00RAY!! We’re #1!
GO HEAT!!
The girl in the red shorts flashed her tits, but 1) my camera didn’t want to focus so I missed the money shot, and 2) she was facing the wrong way.
This girl kind of flashed her tits too.
Another news girl I WOULD!! She was almost as tall as Shaq too!
Ghetto or what?
LOL WHAT
DA-VID HAS-SEL-HOFF!
oh hay I can see up your skirt!!
ok, the end
I really hope these pics work. I have never used Picasa webalbums or whatever before. Hey, I better go to bed!! I have to be at work in a few hours.
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