Apr 10 2006
I’d rather be skiing!
Go subscribe to Ski Time Magazine!
IT’S FREE!!
Apr 10 2006
opportunity of the day!
Come by the shop right now. I’m running the show this morning and I’ll give you free stuff because I don’t know how to run the cash register!!
Apr 8 2006
to infinity, and beyond!
I’ve found my pictures all over myspace and xanga and various forums on the innernets, but… ebay??
I took the pic of the green hummer!
Apr 7 2006
MysteryZOT on MacZOT.com
It had to happen eventually. I mean, I am the biggest sucker for a sale/deal I know, so of course it was going to happen. And it happened today!
I BOUGHT INTO THE HYPE THAT IS MacZOT.com!
If you’re unfamiliar with Mac Zot, I can best explain it by saying it is like woot.com, except they only offer Mac software. And if you’re unfamiliar with Software for Financial Planners, I guess I’ll explain it by saying they offer one product each day for 24 hours or until that product is sold out. At least that’s how it worked a few months ago before I stopped going there every morning. FIrst I got upset because the Neuros MPEG-4 recorder I got from woot.com wasn’t nearly as awesome as I felt it had been billed on the site. And then I was unemployed for a week and then my start date at my new (old) job (where I make 15% less money!) was pushed back another week thanks to Hurricane Wilma, and I’ve pretty much been too broke to buy anything from woot.com and I didn’t want to be tempted. But enough for that tangent… back to today’s offering on MacZOT.com!
Payday loans, adjusted by the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA), designed to protect consumers from unscrupulous lenders and their tactics. The FCA also stipulate that payday lenders provide clear and transparent guidelines and information about their products to consumers.
…so I woke up this morning and I was somewhat excited to see what macZOT.com had for today. I was initially a little bummed to find that it was just a continuation of the “MyzteryZOT” they offered the day before, but then I noticed that they had sweetened the deal a bit. (the value went form $60 to $74.) I told myself that if I had enough money in my paypal account I would get it. I had less than 4 of the required 15 dollars, but pondered making the purchase anyway. The thing about the “MyzteryZOT” is that you don’t even know what you’re buying until after you’ve bought it. It’s a “grab-bag” type thing. I thought back to the software that had been offered in the previous weeks and decided that the odds of me getting software that I wanted or didn’t already own were pretty slim and decided to not buy.
Fast forward to me being bored at home after work and I get an email from MacZOT saying the value of the MyzteryZOT is now at $131.85! I couldn’t resist, and now, $15 later, I am moist with anticipation to see what exactly I just bought!
If you’re a Mac user (hopefully you’re up to date with Mac OS X 10.4.6) I implore you to head on over to MacZOT.com and pick up today’s MyzteryZOT! I believe the offer is only good until somewhere around midnight tonight on the West coast.
Apr 7 2006
Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006
I was just handed 2 VIP tickets to the Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006!
Then I looked at the date and time and it’s for next Friday at 2 PM and I was like, oh, shit I have to work!
But then I got told we’re not working on Friday because it’s Good Friday and I was like HOLLA!!
But there is still one caveat…
I may be the size of 2 men, but I’m pretty sure I’ll only need one ticket to get into this shindig. So…
HEY LADIES!
Who wants to be a VIP at the Miami Beach Polo Cup with me next Friday??
I know you’re probably like “Uh, Christian…? You do realize this is POLO and not Marco Polo, right?” and yeah, I know there is no swimming pool involved, but these are $120 VIP tickets, so how bad can it be if people are willing to pay that much?? And unlike the 10 tickets to see Fall Out Boy I had last fall, I will not let these go to waste!
I may know fuck all about Polo, but in the very least I should be able to get a couple of cool pictures, right?
Apr 5 2006
Little bad fothermucker playing Space Invaders
Here are 5 posts I think about on a daily basis.
1. Memorial Day Weekend 2005! This post gets so many hits! I mean like 40%+ of my daily hits come from this post. I can’t wait for Memorial Day Weekend 2K6!
2. …and it has been all downhill from then! This probably should have been my most proud moment, but it’s hard to really be proud of an accident or a fluke. I can’t decide if I’ll be happy of bummed if we don’t get any hurricanes here this year.
3. I still haven’t been swimming in the ocean since! (I ain’t skurred! I just haven’t had an occasion to be in the Atlantic. Besides, the thing was frickin’ HUGE! and I think it wanted to have sex with me. and to have a sea cow think that you’re another sea cow kind of puts a pretty big dent in the ego!)
4. The comments were A+++! I was a little worried I might burn for taking those pics, but given the opportunity, I’d do it again. (but maybe with better camera settings – like not ISO 800!)
5. Hmm… I guess I can only think of 4. Maybe I’ll think of a 5th post later on. Oh, I know!
5. That was a great trip! A lot has changed in the past 3.5 years! My hair is a lot longer (and a lot more GRAY zOMG!!), Sadie is all growns up (.com!), and Kim and Brandon are married and have a kid! Maybe I can go to Washougal again this summer. I’d like to visit Walla Walla again too.
Apr 5 2006
what
my shoutbox keeps getting pwned with spam(?) comments. I don’t understand why… The URLs seem to be gibberish.
Apr 4 2006
Southern Takeover
Here are some screenshots I have acquired in the past week or two.
These are my dashboard widgets: Pear Lyrics (currently unavailable), MyYahoo!, DealMac, stock calendar widget, myspace search, digg, MacZot, stock espn widget, stock weather widgets, & myspace oneclick (I think it’s broken now.).
This is pretty much how my screen looked for over 4 hours on Saturday night while I listened to the Houston Supercross on the innernets.
This girl wanted her cards reprinted because she didn’t like where the credit was placed. I LOLled!
It’s like ANYONE can be a model these days!
In addition to those essential tweaks, computer eye strain could also alleviate or prevent digital eyestrain, depending on your situation. It always screws up my images and sometimes I don’t catch it and then I have to start over!
I had to remove her beard!
This is before and after.
Speaking of hairy women… Is this chick part wolverine or what? I had to remove the hair from her legs!
Guess where her hand is!
Mar 31 2006
movie in the park
I heard that King Kong will be shown in Flamingo park tomorrow night for FREE!
Confirm/Deny?
Oh, never mind. I guess the free movie bit is true, but I haven’t confirmed that it is King Kong.
From www.miamibeachparks.com…
Now Showing “Movie in the Park” Saturday, April 1 at Flamingo Park, 13th St. & Meridian Avenue, 7 p.m. A 15×20 Big Screen Video production for the entire family! For more information call 305-673-7730.
Now if only I had some lovely ladies to go with!
Mar 31 2006
I don’t get it.
So… Who thinks my shit is blowing up in 2K6?
It’s funny because I have been typing about 433% less on the innernets this year, but in just 3 months I’ve already dished out more stuff than all of last year.
I don’t know why. My photos are blurry, my sentence structure is around a 4th grade level and the subject matter is ME.
And people are downloading over a gig of this stuff every day?
Color me flattered (and confused!).
Mar 29 2006
My so-called life
Things to do when I get home from work tonight:
Make Fall Out Boy ringtones
Make Chamillionaire ringtones
Look for Killer Mike on emusic.com
Look into getting my RAZR replaced
Remember to listen to DMXS Radio tonight (I think it’s tonight)
Confirm that I finished watching Prison Break (I can’t remember how it ended and I just watched it last night!)
Maybe update some plugins for wordpress.
I am open to suggestions!
Mar 28 2006
Wit a chick in the club posted up in the back of
I went to a fashion show at Club Y in Palm Beach like a month ago and I took these pics of Kristin and Marina.
I have around 4 million more, but I’ve been too lazy to put them on the innernets.
Apr 11 2006
They call me Birdman Junior; I’m flyer than the rest
Ya know, I’ve always claimed to be a pretty cool guy, but it’s been a little tough to back that claim up at times. The other day I ran across a bit of proof!
Here I am flanked by my boys, Phil hanks on my right and Rod Schutte on my left. Please pay close attention to my sweet pink All-Stars that I’m rockin’ without socks! That’s how I did it in the late 80s. Also, check out how ginormous Phil’s feet are! Oh, and obviously I was way skinnier than I am now. I think I’m gonna get my hair cut like that again! I’d still wear pink Converse, but I think they might give off the wrong kind of vibe here on South Beach. I’m still man enough to ride my pink Pork around!
I can’t figure out what year this was exactly. I wasn’t into cards until after I moved to Yakima, so it must have been after 6th grade. I think this was before my melon got operated on, so it was before 9th grade. I’m going to guess that this was during the 7th grade, so probably 1987 or 88.
I’m gonna look for more sweet pics from back in the day to scan.
Speaking of friends…
Hey, you. Yeah, YOU! You reading these words… Why am I not one of your myspace friends?? Please add me right now!
www.myspace.com/fanless (I better have at least 250 friends by the end of the day!)
Thanks! We’ll be BFF!!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: Back home, years ago., IRL, LOL INNERNETS, Pictures