IRL

Chesus Jerist! Why didn’t the innernets let me know that the President of the United States was eating at Joe’s Stone Crabs yesterday?
I hate you guys SO MUCH!!

So, guess what happened at home while I was at work this morning…
If you see any crackheads running around South Beach with a Dell Latitude in hand, IT’S MINE!!

I can’t wait until they go back for the rest of my cool stuff.

…so there I am at work, and I look up from my computer and I see this woman sticking her hands up her dress. Naturally, I grab my camera because lulz are for sure going to ensue. I’m expecting her to pull down some of the gnarliest drawers ever worn by a human, but then I notice that she actually has a plastic cup in her hand.
She stands there for a bit, taking care of business, apparently finishes, pours her piss onto The AveNEW, puts the cup into her plastic bag of belongings, and continues down the sidewalk.
It was the most amazing thing I have seen all week!
(I’m sorry these pics are so blown out. In my excitement over capturing such a lollertastic moment, I forgot my camera was still set for taking pics of fireworks on the 4th or something. oops! I actually took 17 pics of her, but these will have to suffice.)

According to this post, the Lincoln Road Apple Store is opening on Saturday. I won’t be one of the first 1000 customers that gets a free t-shirt… I’ll be riding at Markham. I’m an idiot for making plans for Saturday on Monday! And the whole thing got started because I accidentally called Carl instead of Chad, and when Carl answered I was like… “Oh, uh… Hey, do you wanna go riding on Saturday??” instead of admitting my mistake. And then I called Raul and Brandon and told them that IT’S ON!! so I can’t back out now. Especially not to visit an Apple store opening.
Speaking of Chad… I think he must be mad at me, but I have no idea why. I’ve left him like 6 messages to call me since Mother’s day, and he finally answered yesterday, but straight away he was like “Can I call you back?” and I was like sure. I’m still waiting for him to call me back! All I wanted to do was tell him that I got the beta of Gran Turismo 4 Online for PS2, and he can have it because my memory card is in West Palm so I can’t even really play it.
I called Kim last night to see if Chad is mad at me or what, and when she answered straight away she was like “Can I call you back?” and I was like sure. I’m still waiting for her to call me back!
I need new friends!
But anyways… Back to the Apple Store…

Have you seen the front of the new store?? I was wondering why they had all that scaffolding and stuff up there. I guess it looks ok. I’m kind of undecided.