LOL INNERNETS

stupid stuff found on the innernets

Apr 8 2006

to infinity, and beyond!

I’ve found my pictures all over myspace and xanga and various forums on the innernets, but… ebay??
I took the pic of the green hummer!

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Apr 7 2006

MysteryZOT on MacZOT.com

It had to happen eventually. I mean, I am the biggest sucker for a sale/deal I know, so of course it was going to happen. And it happened today!
I BOUGHT INTO THE HYPE THAT IS MacZOT.com!
If you’re unfamiliar with Mac Zot, I can best explain it by saying it is like woot.com, except they only offer Mac software. And if you’re unfamiliar with Software for Financial Planners, I guess I’ll explain it by saying they offer one product each day for 24 hours or until that product is sold out. At least that’s how it worked a few months ago before I stopped going there every morning. FIrst I got upset because the Neuros MPEG-4 recorder I got from woot.com wasn’t nearly as awesome as I felt it had been billed on the site. And then I was unemployed for a week and then my start date at my new (old) job (where I make 15% less money!) was pushed back another week thanks to Hurricane Wilma, and I’ve pretty much been too broke to buy anything from woot.com and I didn’t want to be tempted. But enough for that tangent… back to today’s offering on MacZOT.com!

Payday loans, adjusted by the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA), designed to protect consumers from unscrupulous lenders and their tactics. The FCA also stipulate that payday lenders provide clear and transparent guidelines and information about their products to consumers.

…so I woke up this morning and I was somewhat excited to see what macZOT.com had for today. I was initially a little bummed to find that it was just a continuation of the “MyzteryZOT” they offered the day before, but then I noticed that they had sweetened the deal a bit. (the value went form $60 to $74.) I told myself that if I had enough money in my paypal account I would get it. I had less than 4 of the required 15 dollars, but pondered making the purchase anyway. The thing about the “MyzteryZOT” is that you don’t even know what you’re buying until after you’ve bought it. It’s a “grab-bag” type thing. I thought back to the software that had been offered in the previous weeks and decided that the odds of me getting software that I wanted or didn’t already own were pretty slim and decided to not buy.
Fast forward to me being bored at home after work and I get an email from MacZOT saying the value of the MyzteryZOT is now at $131.85! I couldn’t resist, and now, $15 later, I am moist with anticipation to see what exactly I just bought!

If you’re a Mac user (hopefully you’re up to date with Mac OS X 10.4.6) I implore you to head on over to MacZOT.com and pick up today’s MyzteryZOT! I believe the offer is only good until somewhere around midnight tonight on the West coast.

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Apr 5 2006

Little bad fothermucker playing Space Invaders

Here are 5 posts I think about on a daily basis.
1. Memorial Day Weekend 2005! This post gets so many hits! I mean like 40%+ of my daily hits come from this post. I can’t wait for Memorial Day Weekend 2K6!

2. …and it has been all downhill from then! This probably should have been my most proud moment, but it’s hard to really be proud of an accident or a fluke. I can’t decide if I’ll be happy of bummed if we don’t get any hurricanes here this year.

3. I still haven’t been swimming in the ocean since! (I ain’t skurred! I just haven’t had an occasion to be in the Atlantic. Besides, the thing was frickin’ HUGE! and I think it wanted to have sex with me. and to have a sea cow think that you’re another sea cow kind of puts a pretty big dent in the ego!)

4. The comments were A+++! I was a little worried I might burn for taking those pics, but given the opportunity, I’d do it again. (but maybe with better camera settings – like not ISO 800!)

5. Hmm… I guess I can only think of 4. Maybe I’ll think of a 5th post later on. Oh, I know!
5. That was a great trip! A lot has changed in the past 3.5 years! My hair is a lot longer (and a lot more GRAY zOMG!!), Sadie is all growns up (.com!), and Kim and Brandon are married and have a kid! Maybe I can go to Washougal again this summer. I’d like to visit Walla Walla again too.

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Apr 4 2006

Southern Takeover

Here are some screenshots I have acquired in the past week or two.


These are my dashboard widgets: Pear Lyrics (currently unavailable), MyYahoo!, DealMac, stock calendar widget, myspace search, digg, MacZot, stock espn widget, stock weather widgets, & myspace oneclick (I think it’s broken now.).


This is pretty much how my screen looked for over 4 hours on Saturday night while I listened to the Houston Supercross on the innernets.


This girl wanted her cards reprinted because she didn’t like where the credit was placed. I LOLled!


It’s like ANYONE can be a model these days!


In addition to those essential tweaks, computer eye strain could also alleviate or prevent digital eyestrain, depending on your situation. It always screws up my images and sometimes I don’t catch it and then I have to start over!


I had to remove her beard!

This is before and after.


Speaking of hairy women… Is this chick part wolverine or what? I had to remove the hair from her legs!


Guess where her hand is!

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Mar 31 2006

I don’t get it.


So… Who thinks my shit is blowing up in 2K6?
It’s funny because I have been typing about 433% less on the innernets this year, but in just 3 months I’ve already dished out more stuff than all of last year.
I don’t know why. My photos are blurry, my sentence structure is around a 4th grade level and the subject matter is ME.
And people are downloading over a gig of this stuff every day?
Color me flattered (and confused!).

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Mar 30 2006

lol gays

This is probably really boring if you don’t know who these guys are.

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Mar 5 2006

BlogBuy Test

This message is a test from blogbuy, a blog and rss enabled marketplace.

I guess the test worked? They should do some work on their logo!

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Mar 4 2006

OH MY LORD!


zOMGz this is so amazing!!
As you may or may not know, Blink 182 is one of my favorite bands. I had it really bad for them in 2001, when I saw them 8 times, in 4 different states (Florida, New York, Washington and Oklahoma)! According to my last.fm account, they are my top artist by a mile. I’m sure you get my point.
Well, last night I was half asleep and trying to find some episodes of Miami Ink to download for Chad. I think I did a search for “Miami Ink” at mininova.org and I found this little gem. I grabbed the torrent without paying too much attention to it, assuming it was audio and it would sound pretty crappy, as most bootleg live recordings sound. Then tonight I was trying to find the episodes of Miami Ink I had downloaded, and I realized that the Blink show was actually video!
How cool is it to find video of a concert you went to nearly 6 years ago, on the innernets!? Hey, that was the night I got my lip pierced too!
I’m gonna go watch it now. I hope I see myself! I remember me and Adam didn’t have tickets/passes to get on the floor, but we snuck in anyways. Adam lost his shoe in the pit somewhere. It was such an awesome night!

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Mar 2 2006

My name is Christian.

I hate it when people send me email and call me Andrejko. He has his own email address!
I especially hate it when people send me email in German! I barely even know the basics of english, let alone a 2nd language!

Hallo Andrejko

Ich habe vergessen nochmal Karten fuer Larissa K. zu bestellen
Bitte ein rerun

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Mar 1 2006

I’d love to see this on 95!

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Feb 21 2006

4 things meme

I got tagged to do this meme.

FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Farmer
2. Dish washer
3. Photoshop dude
4. I guess that’s it.

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD (AND DO!) WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Joe Dirt
2. Happy Gilmore
3. Casino
4. Friday

FOUR CITIES YOU’VE LIVED IN (TOWNS)
1. Walla Walla, WA
2. San Francisco,CA
3. Fort Meade, MD (actually where I was born. I was almost born in Berlin!)
4. Othello, WA

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. South Beach
2. Invasion
3. Related
4. Supernatural

FOUR PLACES YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. Yellowstone
2. Norman Oklahoma
3. Vancouver, B.C.
4. Manhattan Kansas

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. http://my.yahoo.com/
2. http://jameth.livejournal.com/
3. http://www.racerxill.com/
4. http://www.motonews.com/

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. Steak
2. Ice cream
3. Beef jerky
4. pizza

FOUR PLACES I’D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1. dead
2. at home
3. Anywhere with my parents
4. Anywhere with Bubba!

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Feb 16 2006

luls

This video of Al Roker and Matt Lauer attempting to double luge made me LOL! (Try this if the link doesn’t work.)

I saw this thing drive by and I was like LOL WHAT!!?? I live right around the corner from there and If I had been walking to work when that picture was taken, I would have been in the background.

 

I’m bored.

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Feb 16 2006

Best email of the day!


“Please remove the nipple showing in the center picture & crop the right picture so she’s showing less cleavage. She’s on a new spiritual path.“

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Jan 25 2006

Army troops listen to a speech by President Bush on Monday in Manhattan, Kansas.

I thought this was pretty funny! What’s REALLY funny is that I’ve been to Manhattan Kansas, and if these people can tolerate the boredom that town contains, then Bush’s speech must have been amazingly boring!
Also… What sort of photoblog software are people using? I want something… Uh… Actually, I don’t know exactly what I want. I’m pretty much open right now. But this is what I have found and/or tried so far…

Pixelpost is very close to what I’m after. Version 1.4.3 or whatever feels a little too limited/and maybe even a little antiquated to me, but 1.5 seems like a big step in the right direction. I want to be able to upload full res pics, and have them be shrunk down on the fly (or automatically). Version 1.5 can do this, but until it matures a bit I’m holding off. I have 1.5 installed right now, but it’s having some issues I attribute to its early stages of development. I am moist with anticipation for an update! Also, maybe I did something wrong, but my RSS feed doesn’t display the pictures I post. I want an RSS feed that I can put in a narrow column on my.yahoo.com like my recent comments on my flickr pictures or my buzznet pictures. I added the pixelpost RSS to my.yahoo! just fine, but it just shows the text and a link to each post.

Gallery is too slow and somehow not what I’m looking for. I can’t put my finger on what it is that I don’t like about it. It needs more blog to it. (I realize it’s intent is more gallery, as it’s name would imply)

plogx seems interesting enough, but it might need more blog ingredients added too. The thing that kills it the most for me is the documentation! “plog is a perl-based pictures gallery (or photoblog like do you want” or “Remember, if you need any technical detail about installations, update, or use, not doubt to ask us, we gonna help you as soon we can, ours email in footnote.” Hats off to the people (person?) that developed this… I only know one language, and not very well, so for you to type this stuff up in a non-naitive language is cool, but it’s not something I feel like dealing with right now. I haven’t installed plog yet, but I bookmarked the page and I might try it out when I find some idle time (which shouldn’t be too hard).

pictorialis seems interesting too, and should have a healthy dose of blog in it, but… the fact that the first thing I clicked on, the dev blog, gave me a big error. And how about an official working demo linked from the main page? I’d probably be installing pictorialis right now instead of typing these words if I had seen a demo.

Photoblox… I dislike flash so much! I don’t think this is what I’m after at all. Plus, it looks like it hasn’t been updated since 2004. I’m going to search for more options. PLZ ADVISE!!

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