stupid stuff found on the innernets
Jul 8 2006
*******NEWS FLASH*******
Myspace.com user crazi_wild_lova says: “no wonder ure single .. have u looked in the mirror lately? or your myspace for that matter? u may have friends but ure still a nerd and a freak and a screwup and where was this headed again??oh yeah dumm ass! p.s:ure myspace was on primetime moron!”
MY SECRETS ARE OUT!!1oneOneELEVENTYONE!11!!11
(insert eyeroll here)
Jul 5 2006
I spent several hours at the meta cafe today!
I LOL’d!!
I think I just fell in love!!
I still want an EVO more!
…and one girl was like “FANLESS loves ME more than you!” and another girl was like “He loves me more because he lets me call him ‘Chris’!” and another girl was like “Nuh-uh!!” and the other one was like “F U!” and then…
…and it didn’t even stop there…
Even when we go to the beach, my hos can’t get along.
LOL WHAT
p0wnt!
Color me impressed!!
Ditto.
Perfect for soccer moms!
I need one of these!!
I saw this on TV and it was amazing!!
Talk about a fluster cluck!
Meanwhile, I can’t even win a game of tic-tac-toe against myself…
no words
Must be karma.
ALIENS EXIST!!
I bet I would get all the hawt chyxXx if I could do this!!
MILF!! DANG!
BUST BIG!!
If the news was like this every day, I’d never miss it!
Jun 21 2006
Somebody set up CriticalMiami.com teh bmob!
Never mind. That site wasn’t loading earlier, but I guess it’s working fine now.
Jun 21 2006
It’s time to play my favorite game, ARMPIT OR VAGINA!?!
I can’t believe today is the summer solstice! It seems like just last month I was saying “I can’t believe it’s 2K6 already!”
“Miami experiences sunrise at 6:30 a.m. on the 21st and sunset at 8:14 p.m. It’s maximums are 6:28 a.m. from June 6-12 and 8:16 p.m. from June 30-July 5.”
H00RAY!!
Jun 20 2006
I can’t believe it! What kind of friend am I? I missed the 2 year anniversary of when I found Steph’s blog! That was such a memorable day. It really blew my mind to find out that someone else from the beach had a blog. It’s too bad she’s found better things to do. At least there’s still myspace! I need to get drnk with Steph and
Amy again soon. The last time we got together was A+++!! We must do that again soon!
Jun 15 2006
Hmmm… Looks like a Kawasaki… Looks like it has a #7 on it… Skin looks a little darker than mine… MUST BE JAMES STEWART zOMGz!1!!
Check out the rest of the set! (and no, these are not my pics. And it’s not really Bubba!) Related.
Oh, also somewhat related… Here are some sweet pics of James Stewart from this past weekend’s race in Southwick MA. (again, not my pictures)
(This is my current desktop picture. I love this gear so much!!)
I am currently watching Skyscraper on one of the Showtime derivatives. Can I just say this has got to be the most horrendous movies I have seen in… Maybe ever? About the only saving grace is that I tuned in just in time to see Anna Nicole Smith’s boobs/shower/sex scene!
A few days ago I installed Windows Vista Beta 2 on my eMachine. It’s actually a lot better/nicer/whatever than I was expecting it to be. I actually like it! My display is a little too small (only 15″ – 1024×768 and $1100 in 1999!) for me to be content. It makes using the computer a little annoying, no matter what OS I’m using. The HD I’m using is only 5200 RPM, so that’s not helping things either.
Oh, hay! I’m hearing fireworks outside!! I’m gonna go check that out now.
Jun 12 2006
I love living on the beach so much! I just walked through here and counted 5 apparently spent condoms. So, naturally, I set up a webcam to catch the show!
http://fanless.ww.com
The colors might be funky, but that’s because I have an IR cam. Even worse is that the infrared part isn’t strong enough to illuminate the area at night, when these shenanigans are likely going on.
We’ll see what we see.
Also, I don’t even know if that link will work. I literally just set it up on my lunch break.
Jun 8 2006
Today is the day you should add me as a myspace friend!
www.myspace.com/fanless
Or in the very least, leave a comment with your URL and I’ll add you.
And if you don’t already have a profile, CLICK HERE TO GET ONE! You know you’ve been putting it off forever. Now is the time to get with it!
Did you know that I am myspace.com user # 355700? I’m in the first 1/2 million!! H00RAY! That means I’m usually on peoples’ first page of friends. I am SO cool!
And nothing brightens my day more than seeing things like “Jessica Simpson wants to be your friend!” in my inbox! It’s equally pleasant to come home from work to find nice messages like these: 1, 2. Sign up and see for yourself!
Oh, P.S.: Have you tried Geente.com? It’s a little frivolous, but it’s kind of worth the effort.. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GET B00BZ ON YOUR FIRST TRY!!
May 26 2006
I will have sex with you (FEMALES ONLY) if you can explain this joke to me.
CAPTION:Bagong dating and balikbayan at sumakay ng taxi papuntang balintawak via EDSA.Habang daan napapansin niya na nagtataasan ang mga building sa Pinas….
BALIKBAYAN: Hey mamang Driver ilan taon bang ginawa ang LRT na iyan?
TAXI DRIVER: Mga apat na taon po sir
BALIKBAYAN: Alam mo sa America, dalawang taon lang yan gagawin.
BALIKBAYAN: Eh itong NIKKO GARDEN
TAXI DRIVER: Siguro sir, mga dalawang taon po ginawa yan
BALIKBAYAN: Naku sa america Isang taon lang yan…..
BALIKBAYAN: EH itong MRT
TAXI DRIVER(Medyo napupundi na):Ah sir mga isang taon lang yan ginawa…
BALIKBAYAN: Naku sa America, anim na buwan lang yan…….
BALIKBAYAN(Nagulat sa laki ng MEGA MALL): Mamang Driver ang laki naman ng mall na ito, Mga ilan taon ba yan ginawa?
TAXI DRIVER: NAKU PO!! KANINANG PAG DAAN KO RITO WALA PA YAN AH!!!
May 16 2006
Este poste está en español. No sé español, pero cada uno y su hermano lo está haciendo y deseo estar fresco, asàque lo estoy haciendo también. Espero que esto sea una traducción terrible de inglés al español. ¡Eso le harÃÂa divertido adicional!
OH- Heublick! Ich kann ihn auf Deutsch auch tun! Deutscher ist ein wenig kühler als Spanisch aber, nur weil niemand auf Deutsch bekanntgibt… Schon!
May 9 2006
Hey, did you guys hear about that new Nintendo thing that was announced today?
lollers! That kid’s head probably would have assploded if he had been at E3 today!
Jul 10 2006
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