posts mostly about/containing pictures I have taken.
Oct 26 2006
This is Drake McElroy at the last round of the 2006 Dew Action Sports Tour in Orlando Fl.
Drake can do tricks on a motorcycle.
You can email Drake by clicking on this word here.
He is designing a new site for you.
Be patient.
Oct 25 2006
Is this hot? Because one part of my brain is saying “Yes, you dickfur!! This is hot! WATCH IT AGAIN!” and another part is like “Um… this looks kind of ridiculous and she should clean her room and I think this girl might actually be young enough to be my daughter so I’m probably going to hell (or jail!) for watching this!”
PLZ ADVISE!
Also…
Same scenario.
Oh, this reminds me of last year’s Halloween when I was on Lincoln Road! I have no Halloween plans as of this moment. Maybe I’ll be on Lincoln Road again and MAYBE those girls will be there again too. That would be awesome.
P.S.: Further surfing of the tubes has lead me to the epitome of… I don’t even know where to start. If these girls were drnk when they made this video (and I’m assuming they were not), can you imaging how embarrassed they would be the next day? For fucks sake, I think I’m embarrassed for them! Is this a sure sign of me getting old? I mean, in the illustrious words of Funkmaster Flex, be clear. I have contributed countless dumb videos of me and my friends to the innernets. (more here)And maybe some people are embarrassed for me, but I’m not. Do you think that the fact that I can’t conceive what these girls were thinking when they uploaded these videos to the net means I am REALLY old?
That kind of scares me.
Oct 25 2006
…so there I am at work, and I look up and I see this guy making a fort out of truck doors and I knew exactly what was going to happen because I’ve done similar things a million times before. The main difference is that I was always in the middle of nowhere (or drnk!) when I’ve had to pee outside.
…and then the guy was like LOL PLZ DON’T REPORT ME, K?
Oct 22 2006
I was too lazy/over it (I spent about 90 minutes making these!) to find/create a solution for the skips.
Oct 18 2006
This is Mia. Her dad got upset when I handed her my beer, but I told him it was OK as long as her mom didn’t see!
Oct 17 2006
I don’t know who this kid is, but he was digging so hard I thought he was going to pull his brain out for sure!
As always, click on the images to make them bigger and then click on the right or left side of the image to see the next or previous image.
Sep 21 2006
You may remember seeing the below garbage can in this post, and I’m sure I will be posting more pictures of it in the future. But check out what I saw just before coming home for lunch today!
I’m sure you can guess what happens next!!
P.S.: I am swimming in a sea of possible subject lines for this post! A cornucopia, if you will. The possibilities are endless!
“The REAL South Beach Diet!”
“Hello, my name is Raaaalph!”
“I’m sorry, were you going to eat that?”
“Atta girl!”
“B&P: It’s not just for models!”
Please leave a comment with your own possible subject lines for extra lulz!
Sep 13 2006
This past weekend I earned enough money to buy a Volume Sledgehammer by retouching a ton of pics for an upcoming issue of a magazine that may or may not be referenced in this Miami New Times article I found via Critical Miami. In taking these screenshots I realized I could (should?) have done a better job on them. Oh well… They’re happy with them and I’m happy to have them done.
Anyways, here are just a few of them. (Before is on the left; after on the right. Click on them to make them bigger, and then click on the right side of the image to go to the next one.)
Now you might be like… Dude, those are so unamazing I don’t even know why you bothered posting them!” (and I wouldn’t blame you) but at least I have something to post other than me going on about how I am over the net and life in general.
Oh, P.S.: There is a Sledgehammer in this video and in these pics. I glad it’s not white and blue like the one I want to get because that girl kind of wrecks it for me.
Aug 10 2006
In light of the upcoming blogger get-together I felt that a yearbook post was in order. That means that if you’re reading this (even if we’re not hanging out this weekend) then you should leave a comment containing a picture of yourself. And if you don’t have a picture of yourself on the net, you can email it to me at HeyChristianLookAtMyPicture @ fanless.com and I’ll add it to this post. Also, just leaving a link /the URL to your picture is cool too.
Here’s my picture!
Aug 6 2006
Can someone please clue me in as to what in the Tori Anus(.com!) this is all about? (I hope that’s not some s00per sekrit URL that is meant only for me and other members of the elite!)
It sounds like an event that I would be required/expected to wear more than cargo shorts and a t-shirt to. And I probably wouldn’t know anyone there and nobody would know me so I would probably just hang out in the corner, silently judging people while glaring and projecting thoughts of “DON’T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME!!!!!zOMG!!” or something.
And since it’s on the beach and like 1 block away I can’t really use my excuse of “I don’t have a car/ride. Sorry!” to get out of it.
I will only show up if Amy promises to go and if I am allowed to wear my Etnies.
Speaking of Etnies… Two of my pictures are on Etnies’ site as part of a photo contest. I hope I win!! I could really use some new kicks.
Jul 9 2006
Hey guys, I think the Miami Dolphins won the World Series or something!!
Ocean Drive, Miami Beach FL.
Check out Mario Andretti’s Crunk Cup!!
How many Italia fans can you fit into the back of a truck??
Does it get any more Italian than this? (I see this guy like every day and he is very creepy/cracked out/???!)
…oh, actually… Yeah, it does!
Oct 27 2006
Dew Action Sports Tour in Orlando
This is Myles Richmond. Can you tell that I am very much into the sequence thing? If I had a better/newer camera I could have added a couple more shots to this. Like him taking off and landing. Oh, and in case you can’t tell, he’s actually traveling from right to left, and he knows just what to bring with you when traveling, he is an expert!
This is Robbie Maddison. This isn’t really a sequence deal, but neither of these picture were all that great on their own. I really liked that he was looking right at me so I stuck them together. Plus, I just really like whips!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: IRL, Motocross, Pictures