Jun 10 2006
**ATTENTION STALKERS**
Heading to Markham Park again right now, so come out and say hi!
I will probably be hotter than my bung, but I just want to ride!
Riding
Tales from the trails.
Jun 3 2006
everyone knows mexicans melt in the rain!
Raul is on his way to pick me up right now. Despite the weather, we’re going riding at Markham Park. Should I get struck by lightning or otherwise kill myself on the trails today, please tell dreamhost it is OK for you to have my password for my account (only if I die today and I’m not dead YET!) so you can keep fanless.com alive for years to come. Also, please click on the dreamhost button thing on the right to keep my hosting free!
kthnxbi
Apr 25 2006
Earf day @ Brokeback Markham
This is how I spent Earth Day 2006: Riding at Markham Park!
Apr 20 2006
It’s on like Donkey Kong!
I have plans to go riding at Markham park again on Saturday. I’m just letting you know so you can come out and stalk me. I might be spending the night in West Palm because I have another baby shower to go to on Sunday. Why can’t people schedule their stuff around the Supercross schedule? I just had 2 weekends of nothing in a row, and now that Supercross is happening again, I have other crap to do.
I can’t remember why now, but for some reason I felt it was important for me to put this conversation I just had with Andre on the innernets.
Me: Hey, do you want to go riding with us on Saturday?
Andre: Where?
Me: Markham Park!
Andre: You said on Saturday?
Me: Yeah, man. I love Markham!
Andre: Willy’skid’s birthday is that day.
Me: Who?
Andre: Willy. His kid is having a birthday party on Saturday with the kids birthday parties in Riverside from http://www.jumpersjungle.com/riverside/. Want to go?
Me: No, I’m going riding!
Andre: Willy’s going to be mad if you don’t show up.
Me: What? I didn’t even know about it. I don’t even know if I knew he had kids!
Apr 16 2006
I’m PRO!
The rumors were true! The trails at Markham Park were open, and not only did I get to ride them again, I lived to tell about it too!! (with pictures even!)
This is the entrance to “Crime Scene”. I think it’s clear that if you’re there to have a good time on your new Huffys you got from K-mart with your wife, you took a wrong turn somewhere. This section isn’t for pussies!
This is the back side of Crime Scene. Unfortunately, pictures don’t show how gnarly and intimidating it really is.
Here I am, contemplating certain death. It’s kind of like when you’re a kid and you finally get to go riding with the older kids. You’re like, It doesn’t look that bad, but they must call it “Dead Man Hill” for a reason, right?
…but I’m dum so I go for it. I kind of look like I know what I’m doing; sighting where I want to go instead of where I am.
And amazingly I end up where I wanted to go!
H00RAY!! I didn’t die!!!
Apr 15 2006
Watch me go bling bling, bling bling; so gleam
I am zOMG SO MOIST WITH ANTICIPATION for this to be ready all ready! Naturally, Jay Quinlan is my heavy favorite without even seeing any footage. Second nod goes to Kourtney Hungerford, and 3rd on my radar is Heath Frisby, but if anyone else really brings it then I’m not against giving them precedence. Those are just my 3 favorites in general.
There are rumors that I will be riding at Markham park today at 3:30 or so. Back in January, Raul, Carl and I trekked up there only to find out that the trails were still closed after Hurricane Wilma’s destruction. Whoever said they’re open again better be right! I don’t want to have to settle for Oleta again. I wish South Pointe park had Markham’s trails! Then I would NEVER leave the beach!!
My bike is a little beat. I know a couple of months ago I made a post stating that I went a whole year… 1000+ miles! without getting a flat. Well, a couple of weeks after that I got a flat. I don’t even know how or when. I just went to ride to Publix and my rear tire was flat. The flat may have been a gift from God because in trying to change the tube I found a broken spoke! My rear wheel spent a couple of weeks at the mechanic’s and after too much drama over the disc rotor/hub, my wheel is back on my bike.
But my suspension is still too soft and my rear brake is still unpredictable. It might work… It might not.
Anyway… Come out to Markham Park this afternoon, find me, and say “Hey, I went to your website and it gave my kid/wife/dog a seizure, you asshole!!”. I shouldn’t be too hard to find… I’ll probably be the only fat guy LAYING (example 1, example 2) on the trail, crying for his mommy!
Feb 9 2006
p-poppin’
+100 ePoints if you can remember where I was 2 months ago today (well, yesterday, I guess. I mean the 8th!). Here is a pretty good hint!
This picture was taken at about 6:30 this morning.
+1000 ePoints if you can name the guy on the left! (hint: That’s a real Disco jersey!!)
+5000 ePoints if you know who the guy in the middle is! (hint: he sent me the picture)
+10,000 ePoints if you can name the guy on the right. (even I don’t know who he is)
Tonight I had dinner at Big Pink (zOMG twice in 10 or something days!!) with 5 girls! I missed South Beach, but I got it on tivo. I think I’ll go watch it right now.
Jan 22 2006
My dream ride!
According to this post, I live one block over from the “Highway to Hell”! Who knew?
zOMG I THINK I FOUND MY DREAM BIKE!!!
Too bad Florida is so flat. I’d look like a jackass riding that thing anywhere around here.
Also, last night’s Supercross from Anaheim is on CBS at 1 PM!
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Jul 6 2006
It’s a Sledgehammer!
Andre’s kid, Aaron, is here from Denmark for the summer, and he brought a friend. I think they’re both 10 years old. I loaned them my GT Show and Gary Fisher Lush Rush Cruiser for them to ride while they’re here. The only problem (besides 4 flat tires) was that my cruiser’s rear wheel was severely out of true. Andre took it to Fritz’s today, and they said it had 7 broken spokes! OOOPS!! Is my ass that fat, or do I ride that hard? It’s getting fixed right now.
Introducing my next bike!
It’s a (Volume) Sledgehammer!!
It’s like a regular BMX cruiser, except it has 26″ wheels like on a mountain bike. I am currently saving some money so I can buy one ASAP. I can’t wait to take it off of some sweet jumps.
On a somewhat related note, call me right now to hear my totally awesome answer tone, and then call me again after 8 PM to hear a different one.
I think answer tones are pretty much the best thing ever to happen to cell phones.
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