Jul 5 2006
July 5th, 2004
This happened 2 years ago today!
I think about it often. I don’t think I’ve been more heated in my life.
South Beach
Things happening on the beach.
Jun 30 2006
4 daze
Wow, I just found out that this weekend is a 4 day weekend for me. Now I am extra X-TRA glad I’ll have my computer back. I find it so odd that even though I live in the heart of South Beach, I am always bored. How retarded is THAT?
So, other than admire my iMac, what else am I going to do for the next 4 days?
Jun 28 2006
hey, thanks!
This is the most bizarre email I have received in a long while. I have no idea who this person is, but thanks for the pic!
Order prints!!
Jun 27 2006
it was like there was an assplosion of hawtness and this was the aftermath
Sometimes it kind of sucks to have your commute to work be only 11 steps across an alley. Here are two things I miss the most about having any sort of commute at all: (wow, great word choice! I have no idea what I just said.)
1) Having a reason to ride my bike every day (not that I really need a reason)
2) most of all, happening upon things like this. (this was 1 year ago today) Granted, if Miami Vice were being filmed at Mansion today I probably would have seen it in my 11 steps to work, but that’s not really my point. Outside of that, nothing really ever happens in the alley. I’m not really bitching about not having a commute… I just kind of miss it at times.
Jun 21 2006
Miami Heat wins the NBA Finals, and South Beach revels!!
Ok, let me try this again…
…so it’s now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside!
Here are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight’s impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive.
Tonight was so fun! I wish the Heat could win the Championship every day! If tonight was any sort of prelude for the parade later in the week, then Miami will probably come unhinged!!
Here are a few highlights.
Can’t stop the Heat!!
I WOULD!!
CHAMPS!! (plus, I WOULD!!)
I WOULD!! (The news chick, not the dude.)
Dancing in the street! (I’d say I WOULD!! but then I would end up in jail because she’s only 15 or something so I’m not going to say I WOULD!!)
Of course I WOULD!!
H00RAY!! We’re #1!
GO HEAT!!
The girl in the red shorts flashed her tits, but 1) my camera didn’t want to focus so I missed the money shot, and 2) she was facing the wrong way.
This girl kind of flashed her tits too.
Another news girl I WOULD!! She was almost as tall as Shaq too!
Ghetto or what?
LOL WHAT
DA-VID HAS-SEL-HOFF!
oh hay I can see up your skirt!!
ok, the end
I really hope these pics work. I have never used Picasa webalbums or whatever before. Hey, I better go to bed!! I have to be at work in a few hours.
Jun 21 2006
GO MARLINS!!!
I don’t know about your neighborhood, but my neighborhood pretty much went (AND STILL IS!!) ape shit tonight!!
wow
Jun 20 2006
wright hawt heet
Dear Innernets,
PLZ 2B telling me where the hot spot on the beach is to watch the Heat game tonight.
I will accept submissions for places off of the beach, but only if you’re offering me a ride there too.
Oh, and the first round will be on me, naturally!
Thanks for being the mostest bestest friend evAr!
-CP
Jun 20 2006
better late than never
I can’t believe it! What kind of friend am I? I missed the 2 year anniversary of when I found Steph’s blog! That was such a memorable day. It really blew my mind to find out that someone else from the beach had a blog. It’s too bad she’s found better things to do. At least there’s still myspace! I need to get drnk with Steph and
Amy again soon. The last time we got together was A+++!! We must do that again soon!
Jun 16 2006
Thanks for the erection!
Check out this South Beach hottie!! Here she is with her (I assume) man!)
This is about how hard we’ve been working since World Cup started. When I got to work this morning, there were three televisions tuned into the game, for just 8 people (including me). I’m not even into this World Cup thing. I mean, I’m kind of getting into it, but mainly only so I can run Germany 2006.
I guess I’ll go home now. My AC doesn’t seem to be working too well, so it’s been fairly hot at home. I have a feeling I won’t be enjoying this weekend. I made a couple of zomg so hot screen shots earlier in the week, but I never found any time to post them. I guess I could do it right now, but I’m lazy.
Jun 12 2006
Alley sex cam!
I love living on the beach so much! I just walked through here and counted 5 apparently spent condoms. So, naturally, I set up a webcam to catch the show!
http://fanless.ww.com
The colors might be funky, but that’s because I have an IR cam. Even worse is that the infrared part isn’t strong enough to illuminate the area at night, when these shenanigans are likely going on.
We’ll see what we see.
Also, I don’t even know if that link will work. I literally just set it up on my lunch break.
Jun 12 2006
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OH NOSE!! I’M GONNA DIE!
(that was easily the crappiest oh nose graphic I have ever made. I pretty much did it with my eyes closed (window shaded!) and on the down low!)
Jun 5 2006
red2die
I’m going to make a real post about this at some point, but just as a prelude; I’ve only been here 10 minutes, and already someone has come in, waited to be helped, didn’t get helped, got tired of waiting and left.
Ridiculous!
I’m going to try to keep track of how many times this happens this week.
May 24 2006
zOMG U GUYZ
zOMG CHANNEL 10 just came in and they’re interviewing Mike right now about his opinion on “Washington AveNEW” and the impact it has had on business!
Jul 6 2006
Still looking for that blue jean, baby queen…
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