May 15 2006
WOW!!
I am waiting for a tornado to go down Washington and/or Collins! Shit is super gnarly right now! I mean, it’s like we’re in the middle of a hurricane!! It’s awesome!
South Beach
Things happening on the beach.
May 12 2006
3 things
1) As far as I know, a “Miracle Worker” tool isn’t available in Photoshop. Too bad… I sure could use it right about now.
2) I just had lunch at Thai House and you didn’t. (and if you did, why didn’t you come by and say “What up, FANLESS!”?) Note to self: Please try to remember that you don’t like green curry nearly as much as you like red, I loved coming here because now I can tell you guys (for those who asked) that we buy houses Houston for an affordable price today!
3) Free movie in Flamingo Park again tonight! I don’t know what the movie is. I think it’s being shown at the swimming pool, anyway these guns are perfect for a water fight in the pool.
May 5 2006
Cinco de Mayo!
Where is the hot spot on the beach to get crunk tonight ?? (sorry, I haven’t been paying attention lately)
PLZ ADVISE!!
May 4 2006
knackered
Last night was the opening party for Miami Fashion Week at Glass.
I haven’t been to bed yet.
I have a feeling this is going to be a long day.
Bring on the Red Bull!
Such is life on the beach!
Oh, P.S.: (and I would edit my previous post but then people would see I am on the innernets at work zOMGz!!) If nothing is changing on my screen, that probably means I passed out! PLZ TXT ME and wake me up!
kthnxbye
May 2 2006
what the hell?
Wow, today is starting out to be fairly odd!
I did a commendable job of getting ready for work earlier than usual so I could do a couple of things before heading in. I walked over to the bank, and on the way it felt like a lot of people on the sidewalk were trying to get in my way and hold me up. Then when I got to the bank, some woman with a dog was in front of me in line, and when it was her turn at the counter, she waited an extraordinarily long time for her dog to finish sniffing whatever it was sniffing before actually going to the counter. And then it was my turn and everything went fine and quick.
I walked across the street to Lee Ann Drug to get some wings (Red Bull!). They didn’t have any so I bought a bottle of Cherry Coke instead. I went to pay for it and I got behind some old guy that was just moseying along. I was waiting for him to get out of the way so I could step up to the counter to pay, and some old woman swooped in behind him, and in front of me, to pay for her items. I would have been like, oh yeah fuck whatever, not not really cared, but this woman was slower than my asshole and she took forever, talking about everything with the cashier. At this point I felt like I was on some hidden camera tv show or something! It wasn’t a matter of me being in a hurry/impatient and noticing everyday occurrences as slowdowns… These people were really being slow!
I finally got to pay for my soda, and walked down the street to work. I booted up my computer and walked a few doors down to get a can of the elusive Red Bull. Guess what happened! They had cans of Red Bull, but the guy in front of me in line to pay must have been Chatty Cathy’s brother or something, because he had a lot to say (in spanish, no less, so I have no idea what they were talking about). Whatever it was that they were talking about must have been pretty good because after that guy left, the 2 women behind the counter talked to each other for what seemed like an eternity while I stood there, money in hand, waiting to pay. I quickly grew tired of waiting and just laid my $2.30 on the counter, said “Thanks” and walked out.
And now… I wasn’t going to type anything about my morning, but there was this woman trying to park her car in front of the office and she was taking so long it pushed me over the edge and I decided that everything around me today is going super slow. I typed this whole post (and I’m no speed demon in typing, let me tell ya…) and she’s still trying to park her car!
Oh, wait… I think she got it.
Apr 21 2006
South Beach Breakfast!
Just incase anyone is mistaken and actually thinks I might be Bruce Willis or something, (I’m not!) this is (was) my breakfast today.
(this is where you chime in with “zOMG NO WONDER YOU’RE SO FAT!!” and such.)
Apr 15 2006
OMF(u)G!!
CBGB in Miami????? Be still, my heart!
Oh, wait… “…more of a merchandise, retail outfit with perhaps a music stage…”??
Yeah, shit… That’s just what South Beach (and the rest of the world) needs! CBGB as trendy as Von Dutch? I CAN’T WAIT! (insert eyeroll here)
Apr 8 2006
to infinity, and beyond!
I’ve found my pictures all over myspace and xanga and various forums on the innernets, but… ebay??
I took the pic of the green hummer!
Apr 7 2006
Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006
I was just handed 2 VIP tickets to the Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006!
Then I looked at the date and time and it’s for next Friday at 2 PM and I was like, oh, shit I have to work!
But then I got told we’re not working on Friday because it’s Good Friday and I was like HOLLA!!
But there is still one caveat…
I may be the size of 2 men, but I’m pretty sure I’ll only need one ticket to get into this shindig. So…
HEY LADIES!
Who wants to be a VIP at the Miami Beach Polo Cup with me next Friday??
I know you’re probably like “Uh, Christian…? You do realize this is POLO and not Marco Polo, right?” and yeah, I know there is no swimming pool involved, but these are $120 VIP tickets, so how bad can it be if people are willing to pay that much?? And unlike the 10 tickets to see Fall Out Boy I had last fall, I will not let these go to waste!
I may know fuck all about Polo, but in the very least I should be able to get a couple of cool pictures, right?
Mar 31 2006
movie in the park
I heard that King Kong will be shown in Flamingo park tomorrow night for FREE!
Confirm/Deny?
Oh, never mind. I guess the free movie bit is true, but I haven’t confirmed that it is King Kong.
From www.miamibeachparks.com…
Now Showing “Movie in the Park” Saturday, April 1 at Flamingo Park, 13th St. & Meridian Avenue, 7 p.m. A 15×20 Big Screen Video production for the entire family! For more information call 305-673-7730.
Now if only I had some lovely ladies to go with!
Mar 25 2006
eyes
It’s like, one minute there are 2 naked girls in my apartment and I’m winning my race in MX vs ATV, and the next minute my race is over, I finished in last place, and my iPod and 4 memory cards are floating in spilled beer on my desk.
I guess that’s how we roll here on South Beach!
Mar 22 2006
trying to catch me ridin’ dirty!
Dear Winter Music Conference,
I am not ready for you to be here. Please go away and come back in a couple of weeks.
Thanks for understanding!
-Christian
I have been in West Palm (and beyond – Daytona and Orlando) the past 4 weekends in a row. I just want a weekend where I don’t have anything going on so I can lay on the couch, watch tv, and not worry about being anywhere at any certain time. That’s not going to be this weekend, and something will probably come up and it won’t happen next weekend either. I get stressed when I don’t have copious amounts of free time in my life, and such is the case right now. My neck/shoulder are tighter than my butthole, and I’m pretty sure it’s due to stress. And knowing that I haven’t done any maintenance/backing-up on my computer(s) for nearly 5 weeks is really stressing me out. My 400 GB drive in my iMac only has 9 GB free, and (almost) none of the 360+ GB are backed up!
How much longer until the next 3 day weekend?? (and Memorial Day weekend doesn’t count because that is probably the one weekend out of the year where I get the least amount of sleep)
I’m dying.
Mar 20 2006
tremendous
I love it when I come home after being gone for a couple of days, and find small fires in my building’s stairwell!
I love it when I wake up the next morning, go to take a shower, turn on the hot water, and NOTHING comes out of the faucet!
P.S.: This is probably the best picture I took all weekend.
May 24 2006
what
Me: Hey, what’s going on over there?
Person on the sidewalk: Oh, they’re opening up Washington Ave.
Me: ORLY??
So, what REALLY is going on at Miami Beach Jail this morning??oh hay maybe that IS what’sgoing on! I thought that person didn’t know what they were talking about. I mean, all of that for the repaving of a street??
Of course, the press release has yesterday’s date as the 23rd (which it was) but it states the ceremony as being on Wednesday the 22nd. WHAT
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