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I have no idea what is going on, but a camera crew just walked in and they’re filming Andre and Mike right now. Maybe we finally got our own reality TV show!! oh hay I think I’m on camera right now! SWEET, they can film me updating my blog.
I wonder if I have to sign a release like I did for 8th & Ocean and Miami Ink.
Actually, I guess this client is on a reality show. They filmed him walking out the door and then put the camera down. Then the guy came back in and said thanks.
That was fairly random/odd.

I am hoping the Chris doesn’t come to town this weekend and knock out my satellite, causing me to miss any of the X Games!
On the other hand, I kind of hope Chris kicks some ass. You know, because Chris is such an awesome name!
I think I am now 25 days short of 1 year from when I became awesome and had my picture on CNN which started a deluge of emails saying “Someone with your name has a picture on CNN.comm zoMG!!”
I’d like to have that happen again this year, but not at the expense of having my power/innernets/TV/phone not working.
Speaking of innernets… When is the free Wi-Fi for Miami Beach going to start working?? I am checking every day and never finding anything.

Do you remember watching 8th & Ocean? DO you remember that girl that moved in with the rest of the girls in the last episode? I can’t remember her name and it’s killing me!! Oh, I think it’s Heidi or something.
Anyways, is she the girl in New Found Glory’s It’s Not You video??
If it is I will be proud of myself for spotting her because I’m usually pretty bad at that. Like tonight at the premiere of Miami Vice where celebrity after celebrity were getting out of limos on Pennsylvania and Lincoln road and I was always like “Who’s that??”. My own parents could walk by in front of me and I probably wouldn’t recognize them unless I was expecting them.
Oh, also… I keep forgetting to share this and I’ve known for more than a month… But there WILL be a 2nd season of 8th & Ocean!! H00RAY!!

Here are some pics from the Lincoln Road Apple Store grand opening on Friday. I didn’t take these pics… I wasn’t even there. It’s an Apple store, ok? I’ve been to like 6 of them before. It’s not like I’m going to see something that I haven’t already seen. And it was raining. Do you think I want to stand in line in the rain to get into a store? I don’t think so! Mexicans melt in the rain!!
That’s about all I have to say about that. (Actually it’s not, but I’m going to bite my tongue about not seeing any zOMG hawt chyxXx0rZ in any of the pics, or how scary/uncool the whole demographic seems to be. I thought Macs were for cool kids??)

The Apple store just called and said my iMac is repaired and ready to be picked up. H00RAY!!! I was getting worried because I have my 4 GB of CF cards nearly full and I wasn’t going to be able to take any pics this weekend/4th of July (assuming my computer wouldn’t be ready until the estimated date of the 5th).
Not only is it ready, but Simon is going to give me a ride to go pick it up this evening.
Aaaaand… My CD/DVD cases just showed up too, so I already know what I’ll be doing this weekend. This morning I was thinking that I wouldn’t be able to catalog my DVDs until next weekend, and I was kind of bummed, but now it’s on for this weekend!

There is something going on over at the jail. There are 4 or 5 news vans there.

Argentina just scored. I have been saying all week that I hope Argentina plays Brazil in the World Cup final because, c’mon… If either team wins, then the beach will go nuts and out of all of the teams playing, these 2 probably have the best looking female fans and they’re probably the most willing to show some titties, AMEYERITE?

I always feel awkward when I’m in the IRL like at Publix or riding along somewhere or whatever and someone comes up to me and they’re like “FANLESS?” or “Hey, Christian?” or something and I’m like “Whowhat??” or just “Yeah??” and then they’re like “Hi, how are you doing?” and I’m like “…fine…?” when really I want to say “Uh… WhoDAfuxUis?” or something and then they’re like “I go to your site like zOMG every day!!111one!eleventyONE!!” and I’m like, oh sweet Jesus! as I try to hide my faggy shopping basket and hope they didn’t notice that I’m buying 4 different kinds of frozen chicken wings and not much else.
So when innernet/myspace celebrity Jesse Jackson (I would post a link but I’m at that place I get paid to be and I don’t want to be on the innernets looking up sites) came in yesterday (and again today) I avoided the whole, “Hey, you’re one of my myspace friends zOMG!!” debacle.
And now he’ll probably never know who I am. OH NOSE!!

Back in the day when I would kick it with Turbo, Ozone and Kelly, I thought this guy was so cool!

I still think that he’s cool. Or rather, I still think he was cool back then. Now, I’m not so sure.

I got a call from the Apple store yesterday. They said my hard drive failed and needed to be replaced. I found that hard to believe, considering it seemed to be working just fine before my comp died, but I wasn’t about to argue with the guy because there were some things about that drive that I didn’t want to come to light. Like the fact that I replaced that drive with a 400 GB drive back in January, completely voiding my already expired warranty. Of course, when my iMac died, I put its stock 160 GB drive back in, but since the comp was dead, I never got a chance to make sure it was fully functioning. Anyway, when the Apple tech called I asked them how much it was going to cost to have it replaced. At first he was under the impression that my repairs were being covered by the warranty, but when I advised him otherwise, he put me on hold for a few moments, and then came back on and told me they would cover it. Cool, it looks like I’m getting a new 160 GB drive too! I’m pretty sure that the old drive worked just fine because I was using it as an external drive for the past 6 months without issue. I plan on keeping the new drive in my iMac and using the 400 GB drive as an external. The last thing I need is for my power supply/iMac to die again. That computer will be 2 years old in a couple months, and if anything happens then, I’ll be SOL.

Lastly, here is something you might want to keep an eye on. It’s being done by some locals, and their blog is here.

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So I took my 20″ iMac G5 into the Apple store…
I can pick it up in 10-12 days.