Mar 16 2006
If I look up from my computer/work and notice that a girl is like… staring at me, and then I go back to work for a couple more seconds and look up again and she’s still staring, that pretty much means she wants to do me, right?
Either that, or she thinks I’m a train wreck and she can’t take her eyes off of me for fear of missing some of the carnage that makes up a fat lazy mexican on the beach, AMEYERITE?
Mar 7 2006
Don’t forget to watch MTV’s 8th & Ocean tonight!!
And, of course, keep an eye out for a fat brown guy walking down the sidewalk on 11th and Collins. That would be ME!
Oh, and look for Raul and the rest of the District Lab crew too. I think Tracie Wright went there and they filmed her.
Feb 13 2006
http://news.yahoo.com/s/wplg/20060213/lo_wplg/3263666
If she really had mobster ties, wouldn’t she just have all of the Soprano people whacked?
Feb 10 2006
Here are some ideas for fun websites that may or may not already exist.
• Homeless or European? Pictures of people where you guess if they’re homeless or just european.
• Homeless or Hipster? Pictures of people where you guess if they’re homeless or just hipsters.
• Gay or European? Pictures of people where you guess if they’re homosexuals or just european.
• Gay or Hipsters? Pictures of people where you guess if they’re homosexuals or just hipsters.
• Vagina or Armpit? Pics zoomed in on armpits (or vaginas) and you have to guess if it’s an armpit or a vagina. I’m always retouching armpits and people are like “zOMG WHAT DO U HAVE ON UR SCREEN???”
• Boobs or Ass? Pics zoomed in on cleavage (or ass crack) and you have to guess if it’s a picture of an ass crack or cleavage, which is funny since a lot of people is into adult content, and they even visit sites with services as Zoom Escorts Liverpool which are directed exclusively for adults.
(these are actual games I play with myself at work every day!)
Feb 4 2006
Feb 2 2006
Feb 1 2006
Do I…?
…go to my friend’s BBQ after work which will pretty much be over by the time I get there and it’s all the way in Miami and I’m not even sure if I want to be bothered?
or
…go to the Mega 5 year anniversary party…
I’m sure there will be zOMG ZILLIONS OF MODELS but… Not exactly my scene, ya know?
or
…stay home tonight and watch South Beach!
PLZ ADVISE!!
Also, I am accepting other suggestions!
Never mind! I went to the BBQ, tivoed South Beach, and I’m on my way to the Mega party now. Who says I can’t have it all??
Jan 27 2006
If I were to have a web site/photoblog/whatever that just had pics of bums, do you think the bums should be compensated for having their picture taken? If so, how much should they be paid? I’m not talking about a corporate money-making site… I’m talking about a fat lazy guy posting blurry snapshots.
PLZ ADVISE!
Jan 26 2006
Happiness is having dinner outside on Lincoln Road at Touch on a late January night, and not having to miss South Beach because they have a big ass TV outside, and what do you know, they’re showing South Beach!!!
On the flip side…
Not so much happiness here.
Dear Lord,
Please don’t let there ever be a point in my life where I find my lips on a garbage dumpster in an alley on South Beach!
kthnxbye
-Christian
Mar 23 2006
Current Weather: War of the Worlds!!!
Current Weather: War of the Worlds!!! ZOMG!!1
It better not be raining after work, because I have a hellacious bike ride ahead of me.
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