Jan 18 2007
Pledge This!
I am SO MOIST with anticipation to see if my poster makes it into the movie.
Oh, also… PLZ add me as a friend on netflix. My email address is netflix dawt (except it’s the actual dot) com at fanlessdawtkawm.
Work
Things happening at work.
Jan 13 2007
My new desk at work!
Dec 28 2006
it should be somewhat creative
…so I’m working on this order with next to no instructions and after sending them 2 proofs they send me an email saying “The words thank you need to be larger to fill the blank space and on an angle. See attachment, it should be somewhat creative.
Thanks”.
Here’s the attachment.
WOW! Talk about creative! Thanks for the direction, I can tell this is going to be a jaw dropper!!
So then I do what they ask and put a bit of a creative spin on it and they email me back with changes that eliminates everything outside of exactly what they have in the example.
Dec 23 2006
WOW
I don’t think I’ve been this ripped since last yeqar qwhen I was in Seattle!
Sp tonight was the office party at Macarena and I was the first person to show up. which is amazong considering the fact that I am ususally 2-6 minuteslate.
I think every thing is every thing so now I will try to go to bed.
P.S.: I think Walter beat me in our drinking competitiomn. I drank 14 Heinekans and I think he drank 17 so I get p0wnt.
Also, I think I am cool with everyon now.
wow, seriously, too much beer!
Oct 31 2006
2005
In the illustrious words of one Paul Harvey, “Oh, hey!” I just realized that I have been back at this place that I work at for 1 year now. That means that one year ago a lot of people in South Florida didn’t have any power. I can’t believe I haven’t seen anything on the innenrnets about the anniversary of Hurricane Wilma. Maybe I’ll put some pics from that on the net tonight.
Oh, wait… It’s Halloween! I should probably find something better to do than looking at old pictures.
Oct 25 2006
K33L M3 N0W!
Do you know what’s worse than having to listen to shitty music coming out of a PowerMac G5’s shitty little speaker?
Listening to people sing shittily to shitty music coming out of a PowerMac G5’s shitty little speaker!
Seriously, where is the reset button for life?
Other things annoying me at the moment:
People forwarding emails to me,instead of replying.
Also, people that write the entire text of their email in the subject line, and nothing in the body.
Oct 12 2006
Do the chickens have large talons?
As of 10:30 AM this morning, I have 38 fresh emails in my inbox, and today I am going to attempt the impossible! I will try to address each of these emails by 6 PM!
Each email usually equals one order I need to work on, and if that average holds true today, then at my usual pace I would need… 1.5-2 days to handle them all. But not today! Today I will be trying to work double time! I just hope I don’t fuck anything up.
PLZ wish me luck! (I’ll need it.)
Oct 6 2006
Diora on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
**ATTENTION!!**
Andre just called me from backstage at the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, and he said Diora is going to be on the show tonight! WATCH IT!!
And if you don’t know who Diora is… Well, maybe I’ll make a post about her tomorrow.
Sep 20 2006
Early Warning
I don’t really have any plans for this weekend, but I kind of hope to find a wife at the casting for Hottest Mom in America on Saturday. (Hey, I just thought of something! I wonder of the “TRUE MILF” is going to try out for this show? If so, will she demonstrate her special talent at the casting?? OH SNAP! I just found the most amazing web site on all of the innernets (maybe not work safe – I actually can’t wait to get to work to show everyone this gem!!) while browsing the milf squirter’s site. At first I just assumed they were sound effects, but watch the 3 sample videos and judge for yourself. My friend Kim should start a site like that! She’d probably make millions.) Failing that, I’ll probably spend a considerable amount of time at the Zephyrhill Beach Volleyball Series National Championships From Miami Beach! It’s actually Family Fitness Weekend here on the beach, so there are several things going on. Oh, and the Motocross des Nations is this weekend, so I’ll probably be trying to stay on top of that too. I’d probably be a lot less interested if James Stewart wasn’t on Team USA.
I don’t think I have any plans for the next 2 weekends, but the Jeremy McGrath Invitational is on the weekend of October 6-7th. I plan on being in Orlando October 13-15th for the Dew Action Sports Tour. I’m still waiting for Brandon to get back to me on whether or not we have hook-ups. The US Open of Supercross is that same weekend.
I don’t have any plans for the weekend after that, but I think I have to be in West Palm on Sunday the 29th for Mia’s 1st birthday party. Might be a Halloween party stuffed in there somewhere too.
I have 3 tickets to see New Found Glory on the following Saturday, November 4th, at Revolution in Ft. Lauderdale. If you’re single, over 18, female, and have a friend that matches these criteria, and you’re willing to give me a ride to/from the show, you and your friend can share my 3 tickets with me. Otherwise, I’ll make Kim and Brandon drive down from West Palm, pick me up on the beach, drive back to Ft. Lauderdale for the show, drive back to South Beach to drop me off, AND THEN they can drive back to West Palm. Hey, if you think that’s a lot of miles to cover for a concert, just remember that when I was growing up in Washington State we would have to drive to Seattle (probably 350 miles round trip!) or Spokane (250 miles round trip) to see anyone worth seeing! Also… Back in 2001 Kim and I flew to NYC to see NFG! I also flew to Oklahoma City Oklahoma and Seattle to see Blink 182 that year. I must have been kind of rich back then. The summer of 2001 was kind of crazy… I spent like $300 to get into the MacWorld Keynote in NYC, and then the next weekend I flew to Kansas City MO where my parents picked me up and we drove to Manhattan Kansas for a family reunion. I wonder what my hick cousins thought of me when I was like… “Yeah, this morning I was on South Beach and I just got home from spending 10 days in Manhattan and now I’m in Manhattan Kansas. WTF?”. Then my parents flew back to Florida with me and they hung out for a week or so. That was the first and only time they came to visit me down here. That was also the first and only time I have been to Key West. Then about a month later September 11th happened and I already had plans made/tickets purchased to fly to OKC on September 15th. I remember sweating those 4 days HOPING none of my flights would be screwed up. That ended up being a pretty cool trip. Then I flew to Seattle in December. Things were definitely different for me back then. I mean, as of right now I am overdrawn by $56.22 so obviously I’m not traveling as much these days. Oh, also… I just got a raise at work which is pretty awesome! I’ve been pretty proud of how hard I’ve been working for the past couple of months and it’s nice to be rewarded for my hard work. Now if everybody that owes me money would pay me I might be able to fly somewhere! And I’ll get to where in a sec… I kind of went off on a tangent there. ANYWAYS…
I will turn 32 one week after the NFG show. The Swatch Paparazzi is being featured on woot.com today and that would make a tremendous birthday present for a guy like me! I’d buy it for myself, but, as I said… I’m overdrawn! And if you’re female, over 18, and single and you bought me that watch, I would be willing to TRY TO make you squirt like the afore mentioned squirting milf! I really want that watch! Actually, I’d love to have any of the Swatch Smart watches for men. I’d also love to have a Swatch Nautilus. That was the very first Swatch I owned. I think I got it in 1986. I’ve wanted to get another one ever since I lost mine.
Let’s see… The weekend after that would be the weekend before Thanksgiving and I don’t think I have anything planned. Oh, you know what…? I think the Nintendo Wii comes out on November 19th and I’d love to get my hands on one of those, even if just to play Excite Truck! Then Thanksgiving weekend… And then nothing for the following weekend and then…
I will probably be flying to Seattle on Thursday December 7th! This trip will probably be a carbon copy of last year where I flew to Seattle on a Thursday and the innernets got me drnk and then the next day I was really Really REALLY R1LLY hungover and we had to pull over 3 times so I could vomit on the side of I-90 while crossing the Cascades en-route to the farm. That was one of the worst days of my life, but the trip as a whole was pretty awesome!
Of course, you know what happens after one more planless weekend… Christmas and then New Year’s Eve!! And that’s the rest of my year.
Oh, I forgot… I think there are 2 rounds of the World Supercross championship in December, but I forget when they are exactly.
And then the real Supercross series starts in Anaheim on January 6th and then I think MacWorld starts on the 9th and then…
WOW! That was a lot of typing!!
Sep 15 2006
Thanks, Millhouse!
You can always tell it’s going to be an interesting day when you show up to work and your boss is wearing spandex!
Sep 13 2006
&&&=$$$
This past weekend I earned enough money to buy a Volume Sledgehammer by retouching a ton of pics for an upcoming issue of a magazine that may or may not be referenced in this Miami New Times article I found via Critical Miami. In taking these screenshots I realized I could (should?) have done a better job on them. Oh well… They’re happy with them and I’m happy to have them done.
Anyways, here are just a few of them. (Before is on the left; after on the right. Click on them to make them bigger, and then click on the right side of the image to go to the next one.)
Now you might be like… Dude, those are so unamazing I don’t even know why you bothered posting them!” (and I wouldn’t blame you) but at least I have something to post other than me going on about how I am over the net and life in general.
Oh, P.S.: There is a Sledgehammer in this video and in these pics. I glad it’s not white and blue like the one I want to get because that girl kind of wrecks it for me.
Jan 30 2007
Where in the Tori Anus is Shulaville??
This weekend is usually one of my favorite weekends on the beach: VOLLEYPALOOZA!
Except… last year there was no Volleypalooza and this year it’s at some place called Shulaville. Where is Shulaville? I hope it’s just some made-up area of the beach. Because, Volleypalooza without South Beach is like… Ham without burger! It has to be some part of the beach. I just wish the website wasn’t so vague. I’m guessing that Shulaville is somewhere near 8th and Ocean.
Also happening on the beach on Thursday: NEW FOUND GLORY!! NFG is pretty much my favorite active band of all time!! I got to see them for the 675654654654564th time back in November in Ft. Lauderdale and now, according to their website they’re playing in Lummus Park during halftime of the Directv Celebrity Beach Bowl, and I MIGHT be able to see them again. I mean, look how close they will be! The only problem? 1PM on a Thursday? Yeah, I’ll be at work. We’ll see how that works out.
Oh, I almost forgot… I’m going to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers tomorrow night.
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